Funny Ad

Saw this at the end of an add or Craigslist. This may be our new outgoing message for the shop:

"My Karmic terms: :)
* No crazy people please (if you have to stop & think about that...you're crazy, don't call)
* Cash only & first come first serve
* All attempts at fraud will be reported to the FTC, ISP or appropriate agency.
* Don't call if you are not local, mining for data or for surveys.
* Do not send Spam or call to offer a “exciting new business opportunity”, do not call to “ask us what we're wearing” or for anything other than questions or meeting up."

All I can say is "Classic!!!"